Thursday, February 2, 2012

Punxsutawney Phil Got Drunk!

From Our Russian Women From Belarus Seeking Marriage Newsletter:

Thursday Afternoon, February 2, 2012.

We did a search and found the correct spelling....Punxsutawney Phil....Guessed yesterday....Wrong....

Anyway....Phil actually passed-out in front of the crowd we hear....Too much stress on the little guy....

Crowd boos heard all over the place....

We hear Phil had a few-too-many-pops the night before to deal with the stress....

We also hear Phil will be in "Groundhog Rehab" for a few months....

The officials are calling it....Phil saw his shadow....They say....Hence 6 more weeks of winter....

Meanwhile....Ohio's Buckeye Chuck didn't pass-out....Did not see his shadow....

He predicts an early spring....

We'll go with Buckeye Chuck.

We figure he's sober....No need for rehab....Probably a more trust-worthy weather prognosticator.

We prefer the sober-esque weather guys anyway....

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

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